Hey everyone this is where we keep all our legal mumbo jumbo about what we provide and how you should use what we offer. We’ve added a little description at the top of each section to make it easier to understand but it’s still long and in my opinion boring but don’t tell our lawyer that.
Welcome to Dudepins, our business name is “Dudepins Technology Corp.” but for simplicity we will refer to our business as dudepins (“dudepins”) which operates a website (“site”). By accessing, browsing or using this site, you are agreeing to be bound by these terms of service (“terms of service”) and all applicable laws and regulations. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH ANY PART OF THESE TERMS OF SERVICE, YOU MUST IMMEDIATELY DISCONTINUE ANY USE OF THE SITE.
Dudepins is an online and social sharing platform. Registered users, visitors and others who access our service (“users”) have the ability to share and collect thoughts and images known as a “montage”. Users can view and share these montages through the site, mobile applications and through third party applications. We call all the services on the site, whether accessed directly or through another application the “service(s)”.
This part talks about how to properly share content. We want people to share but we also want people to get credit for their work. So if you don’t own the content give who ever does the credit. It’s only fair.
You agree that you are solely responsible for (and that dudepins has no responsibility to you or to any third party for) and Content that you create, transit, or display while using the site and for the consequences of your actions (including any loss or damage which dudepins may suffer) by doing so. Once content has been shared on dudepins you understand that you are granting dudepins a worldwide, royalty-free license to use, reformat, excerpt or translate such material and information in the use of the service.
Dudepins reserves the right (but shall have no obligation) to pre-screen, review, flag, filter, modify, refuse or remove any or all content from the site.
You can’t steal our jokes!! Dudepins has got the hottest content around and we know everyone wants a piece but you can’t have it!
Hopefully you want to join the dudepins community so you can start creating montages and checking out dude stuff. Below explains what creating an account or signup for the site means other than that you are now awesome.
Sharing content is the core of what dudepins is about. Also, not violating laws and getting sued is at the core of what dudepins is all about. This is a very important section so much so that it has its own document. Please give it a read.
Copyright and trademark:
We are honest dudes and we do collect information about how you use the site as well as the information you provide to us within your account. The reason why is so that we can learn from you to make dudepins better.
It’s a community of dudes and there are other dudes like us who have websites. Some of the websites are cool, some are lame and some are weird. If you click on a link that is weird or lame let us know.
Third party site involvement:
This site contains links to third party websites that are not under the control of dudepins. You understand that the inclusion of such links does not imply that dudepins endorses or accepts any responsibility for the content or uses of such websites.
Here comes the hardcore legal but don’t worry this is standard stuff you will find on any website.
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless dudepins and its officers, directors, employees and agents, from and against any claims, suits, proceedings, disputes, demands, liabilities, damages, losses, costs and expenses, including, without limitation, reasonable legal and accounting fees (including costs of defense of claims, suits or proceedings brought by third parties), arising out of or in any way related to (i) your access to or use of the Services or Dudepins content, (ii) your user content, or (iii) your breach of any of these terms.
This is a heads up that since we allow any dude to share dude stuff you might come across some stuff you don’t like.
DUDEPINS, TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, DISCLAIMS ANY AND ALL WARRANTIES, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, STATUTORY OR OTHERWISE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, NON-INFRINGEMENT OF THIRD PARTIES' RIGHTS, AND FITNESS FOR PARTICULAR PURPOSE. DUDEPINS MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION ANY REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES ABOUT THE ACCURACY, RELIABILITY, COMPLETENESS, CURRENCY OR TIMELINESS OF THE SITE AND YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT THE SITE IS PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" BASIS. DUDEPINS DOES NOT WARRANT, ENDORSE, GUARANTEE, OR ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY PRODUCT OR SERVICE ADVERTISED OR OFFERED BY A THIRD PARTY THROUGH THE SITE OR ANY HYPERLINKED WEBSITE OR FEATURED IN ANY BANNER OR OTHER ADVERTISING AND CHIMP WILL NOT BE A PARTY TO OR IN ANY WAY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR MONITORING ANY TRANSACTION BETWEEN YOU AND THIRD-PARTY PROVIDERS OF PRODUCTS OR SERVICES.
You understand that by using the Site you may be exposed to Content that you may find offensive, indecent or objectionable and that, in this respect, you use the Site at your own risk.
Indemnify, disclaimer, liabilities, oh my! The triple header of long legal is almost over. We just have to tell you that we won’t take responsibility for everything thing you experience while interacting with our site because we can’t control other people.
Limitation of Liability:
YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT ANY USE OF OR RELIANCE ON THIS SITE IS COMPLETELY AT YOUR OWN RISK. YOU AGREE THAT DUDEPINES WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE FOR ANY LOSS, DAMAGES, CLAIMS OR LIABILITIES WHATSOEVER (INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION, DIRECT, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR DAMAGES FOR HARM TO BUSINESS, LOSS OF INFORMATION OR PROGRAMS OR DATA, LOSS OF PROFIT, LOSS OF SAVINGS OR LOSS OF REVENUE), ARISING FROM OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OF OR ACCESS TO, OR THE INABILITY TO USE OR ACCESS, THIS SITE AND THE INFORMATION PROVIDED (WHETHER ARISING IN CONTRACT, TORT, NEGLIGENCE, EQUITY, COMMON LAW OR OTHERWISE) EVEN IF DUDEPINS HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE OR LOSS. DUDEPINS ASSUMES NO LIABILITY OR RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY (I) PERSONAL INJURY, PROPERTY, BODILY, OR MATERIAL DAMAGE OF ANY NATURE WHATSOEVER, RESULTING FROM YOUR ACCESS TO AND USE OF THE SITE, (II) ANY UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR USE OF OUR SERVERS AND/OR ANY AND ALL PERSONAL INFORMATION STORED THEREIN, (III) ANY INTERRUPTION OR CESSATION OF TRANSMISSION TO OR FROM OUR SITE, (IV) ANY BUGS, VIRUSES, TROJAN HORSES, OR THE LIKE WHICH MAY BE TRANSMITTED TO OR THROUGH THE SITE, AND/OR (V) ANY ERRORS OR OMISSIONS IN ANY INFORMATION, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION THE CONTENT.
Where from Vancouver British Columbia eh! So we have to listen to our government and we don’t have time to learn about the legal difference between Vancouver and the rest of the world.
Sorry we only know English and really really bad French….
The parties confirm that it is their wish that this agreement, as well as any other documents relating to these Terms of Service, including notices, schedules and authorizations have been and shall be drawn up in the English language only.
Last modified April 08 2013