Get a motorcycle. Make sure it's old. Customize it, make it your own.
I don't think this was an option on my AR...
One of the coolest things I've ever seen!
when your place has a waterfall you're doing okay.
No seriously, don't move.
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Who doesn't want a Rolex..
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